Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

"But… they said…" 

(via twerkfourjesus)

It’s time for a book unboxing haul! 

This is a piece I wrote that I thought I’d share today, just.. because haha. 


Before they got rid of the penny, deeming it obsolete,
we bought a record player for one hundred dollars and
seventy two cents.

Sometimes it skips.

But right now
it pours Leonard Cohen’s poems
into the corners of our room. His voice bites
like black coffee, gravel tones softening the edges
from my elbows, from my knees as I
place myself delicately against you,
or try to.

Nestling myself down and
forcing myself into crooks and crevices, I am
working my way into the hollows against the skin
and bones that you call home,
that I call home.

Leonard Cohen breathes
broken Hallelujahs
into the dark room as the candle I lit flickers
and sighs. I have tucked myself into your side.
a sigh of relief as your arm finally drapes across mine.

I have recurring dreams. No,
I have nightmares.

That I am the penny.


spoiler not really spoiler alert k bye



spoiler not really spoiler alert k bye


Gertrude and Ursula Falke 1906

They look so disdainful. 

(via youngadultread)




everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

I have neither bra nor brah. What’s to become of me :(

(via twerkfourjesus)



I couldn’t  think of the word for tea so I said England water


I want this to be what we call tea now. 

(via twerkfourjesus)

A fun game where I pull characters out of a hat and decide which one I’d be, which I’d befriend, and which I’d chuck off a cliff!

Everything started changing, the moment you showed up.

GAHHH I love this book series. I cant wait for this! 

(via realizinghowlifeis)

Throne of Glass Series By Sarah J. Maas

My Edits(X



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Oscar nominees Best Animated Feature 2014

Earlier today this article was brought to my attention, in which it becomes clear that some of the Academy voters have little to no respect for the animation industry. They openly admit not having watched the nominated films and/or claiming that animated films are for kids, so they didn’t vote. Even the ones shown in the article that did vote barely motivated their choice.

I find this extremely disrespectful of the animators who poured their heart and soul into making these movies, only to have their work be pushed aside without a second glance by the judges of one of the most prominent and well known film awards out there. As an aspiring animator, I am deeply insulted.

Please note that in this post I am expressing no opinion on whether Frozen should have won or not. I think it’s a wonderful film, just as all the other nominees. I am simply saying that we deserve better.

What they did is disrespectful to the creators of every single one of these films, even Frozen. By barely motivating their choice, they make it look like they voted for Frozen simply because of Disney’s status in the industry. Because it’s Disney, and it made a lot of money, so it had to be at least somewhat good. To me it seems like some of the voters just defaulted to voting for the Disney film, and nobody likes to win by default.

Don’t get me wrong, I too have been guilty of loving Disney simply because it’s Disney, but there is so much more beautiful animation out there and it deserves to be taken into consideration. And if Frozen won, it should have won because the majority of the voters thought it was the best film, not because part of the voters was too lazy to even watch the nominated films.

So I just want to clarify something, because I’m not sure that people fully understand how the Oscars work. Each section of the academy has a branch (Animation, Documentary, Acting, Sound, Costumes etc). Every member of each branch votes for the films in their branch. For example I’m an actor, so I would be in the acting branch and my focus would be on voting for the acting awards. HOWEVER, I’m also allowed to vote for the other categories IF I’ve seen all of the films. You’re not supposed to vote for a a category if you haven’t seen every film in it, and that rule is adhered to (to the best of my knowledge). 

By the voter saying they abstain from voting, though they said it in a rude way, that doesn’t take away from the animation section- as the people IN that section will be voting for it, and anyone else who has seen all the nominees. The people in the animation branch may have written “I abstain” on the acting branch, if that makes sense.